coin operated boy sitting on the shelf he is just a toy but i turn him on and he comes to life automatic joy that is why i want a coin operated boy
made of plastic and elastic he is rugged and long-lasting who could ever ever ask for more love without complications galore many shapes and weights to choose from i will never leave my bedroom i will never cry at night again wrap my arms around him and pretend....
coin operated boy all the other real ones that i destroy cannot hold a candle to my new boy and i'll never let him go and i'll never be alone not with my coin operated boy......
this bridge was written to make you feel smittener with my sad picture of girl getting bitterer can you extract me from my plastic fantasy i didnt think so but im still convinceable will you persist even after i bet you a billion dollars that i'll never love you will you persist even after i kiss you goodbye for the last time will you keep on trying to prove it? i'm dying to lose it... i want it i want you i want a coin operated boy.
and if i had a star to wish on for my life i cant imagine any flesh and blood could be his match i can even take him in the bath
coin operated boy he may not be real experienced with girls but i know he feels like a boy should feel isnt that the point that is why i want a coin operated boy with his pretty coin operated voice saying that he loves me that hes thinking of me straight and to the point that is why i want a coin operated boy.
missed me missed me now you've got to kiss me if you kiss me mister i might tell my sister if i tell her mister she might tell my mother and my mother, mister, just might tell my father and my father mister he won't be too happy and he'll have his lawyer come up from the city and arrest you mister so i wouldnt miss me if you get me, mister, see?
missed me missed me now you've got to kiss me if you kiss me mister you must think im pretty if you think so mister you must want to fuck me if you fuck me mister it must mean you love me if you love me mister you would never leave me it's as simple as can be!
missed me missed me now you've got to kiss me if you miss me mister why do you keep leaving if you trick me mister i will make you suffer and they'll get you mister put you in the slammer and forget you mister then i think you'll miss me won't you miss me won't you miss me
missed me missed me now you've got to kiss me if you kiss me mister take responsibility i'm fragile mister just like any girl would be and so misunderstood (so treat me delicately!)
missed me missed me now you've gone and done it hope you're happy in the county penitentiary it serves you right for kissing little girls but i will visit if you miss me do you miss me? MISS ME?? how's the food they feed you?? do you miss me will you kiss me through the window? do you MISS ME? MISS ME??!! will they ever let you go??? i miss my mister so!!!!